From Gene Weingarten’s most recent Below the Beltway:
Me: Is this Tom Susman?
Me: I cannot help but notice that you are identified as the “ethics chairman” of the American League of Lobbyists.
Tom: That’s correct.
Me: So, is that a no-show job? Like “etiquette chairman” of the World Wrestling Federation?
Tom: Or Lamaze instructor at a convent.
Stop it, you guys are killing me.